A Bathroom Chart for Life Under the GOP

Are you confused about what bathroom you should use? Sure, you might have never really given this much thought–you’ve just picked the one that is appropriate for you, but apparently most Republican voters care about this issue. A lot. And it’s vexing enough that they create laws that are dozens of pages long to help us know which bathroom we should use.

After all, the GOP is here to help!

Sure you might think, “I’m not one of those tr***s, so this doesn’t apply to me!” But does it really? Are you disabled? Do you sometimes need to clean a bathroom at work? Do you have short hair as a woman? All of this might make it more difficult for you to pick the bathroom the GOP thinks you should use.

Thus, I’ve decided to help the GOP out. They are welcome to, with attribution, use this chart in their own laws so that we can codify their desired outcomes. With this chart, which could be posted outside of each bathroom, everyone will know where they belong–and don’t–without having to rely on understanding their own gender.

So, without further ado, the chart! (Link to full size image)